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Made from genuine used bike tires! Gives you great traction for rolling down hills.
$69.99 from downBOUND
Somehow, this belt makes me thing “NASA” and “unicorns” all at the same time. I’d call that a win.
$20ish from Unchaste
I really like belts. I think they can turn a plain outfit into an awesome outfit. Or an awful outfit, but we’ll try to stay away from that. Anyway, here’s a cool white belt with black screened tree design. Use it wisely.
$48 from graniph
I like knives. They’re shiny and useful. I also (apparently) like belt buckles. So if it weren’t for the web site, I might actually be temped to buy one of these. The video on the front page, however, is so hilariously lame that I never, ever want to be seen with one of these. On the other hand, they come in all sorts of different designs featuring a) an eagle, b) flames, c) mountains with trees, or d) all of the above. Really, I suggest you go check out the web site for a laugh, if nothing else.
$110 from Bucklehead
I got this in the mail today. When I first saw it, I thought to myself, “I do love beer. And, I also like keeping my pants up. How could this be better?” And sure enough, it functions as advertised. It’s also as nice looking in person as it is in the picture. I plan on wearing it everywhere. Possibly even to bed. It pays to be prepared.
$29.50 at American Eagle
Butch Style 