$5 from burntmill on Etsy
$18 from Art in the Age
Filed under: grooming
So I was at my local healthy foods that are somewhat overpriced but make you feel good about yourself store, and I needed some body wash. Now, I won’t lie to you. I usually just use my shampoo as body wash, but I was feeling fancy. So I go over to the body wash aisle and there were seriously at least 40 different kinds of body wash. I hate shopping for hygiene products. Anyway, this was the only bottle that wasn’t guava-watermelon-daisy or lima bean-grapefruit-rose extract or yucca-cantaloupe-rose extract-eye of newt scented, so I picked it up. Well, what can I tell you? My skin is clean and I don’t smell like a fucking greenhouse. Also, I have not become noticeably more attractive to bees.
$8 from Burt’s Bees
This is a great idea for backpacking/traveling/hopping trains/whatever. Maybe it will even help you avoid those horrid hostel restrooms that have graffiti in all sorts of languages you can’t read but you’re fairly sure all of it says something along the lines of “I had sex in this shower.” Anyway, this shampoo apparently even suds up with salt water, so take a trip to the beach.
$12.50 for 60 sheets from The Spoon Sisters
You can show off your fashion sense even when you get a boo-boo with these. They have all sorts of comic book fightin’ words, like WHAM! and POW! The only other thing you need is a good superhero name and you’ll be set.
$5.50 from Bibelot
$4.95 from Go-Kat-Go
Are you missing something from that James Dean look you’ve been perfecting? I know I am – it’s the cool attitude and the cigs in the sleeve. If it’s your hair that’s the problem, though, this pomade may or may not be the ticket. I’ve never used it, so I can’t vouch for its effectiveness, but the can looks really sweet.
$7 from Shut Up and Ride